Peanuts

I've been thinking about why no one's a big fan... this is what I've decided.

There's nothing inherently wrong with them, but they're no one's favorite nut really. Most people would say almonds, walnuts, pecans, etc. And people looooove them some peanut butter, but no one really loves peanuts.

And I'll tell you why: BECAUSE THEY'RE ALWAYS UP IN YOUR FACE! They're everywhere. And always in the most unnessecary, over-the-top quantities. Go out to bars and restaurants, unlimited peanuts. Buy some trail mix, wham! at least 60% peanuts... it's like really?! I just want more of the "rare" nuts, craisins and chocolate thanks... less of these annoying space wasters. And they're in everything.

They're just annoying really. Wreaking of desperation and way too available. No thanks, peanuts. Try playing a little harder to get, maybe more people will actually appreciate you.